Boner

incorrectvillanevequotes:

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normal-horoscopes:

nudityandnerdery:

meridianowl:

madamecricket:

beecreeper:

beecreeper:

beecreeper:

2am thought: A tarot deck made up of Gary Larson cartoons

The Magician

The Tower

the fool

four of swords

The Hanged Man

The Devil

The Lovers

The Chariot

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sodomymcscurvylegs:

nearsightednick:

bob-belcher:

#me at tumblr #tumblr at me

#me at grindr #grindr at me

#me at me #me at me

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spaaacey:

the humour in this movie was 20 years ahead of its time. 

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garlandsjudys:

It’s Fran and Fran until the end of time

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Answer:

podcastwizard:

this is the funniest goddamn ask on tumblr

girff:

I can’t believe this is real

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guerrillatech:

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joematar:

stuffed-bread:

dankmemeuniversity:

Fun fact!! It’s cuz your body feels your pulse falling rapidly and is like “I don’t know if you’re dying or falling asleep and I’m not willing to gamble” so it shoots you up with adrenaline fuel to make you not die™. It’s one of my favourite facts

how bout it gets with the fucking program we’ve only been at it nearly every single night for my entire goddam life

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johnnycrass:

I could easily walk through the valley of the shadow of death I would even enjoy it actually

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beachnet:

beachnet:

i think about the “i’ll stay home brockhampton” tweet every day

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